PLEASE... sebastian really does think it's hilarious that there's another sebastian. it's a good fake name. he gets it,

And yeah, if he accepts a retainer they're just going to be like. A scribe, essentially. Or research assistant? They're absolutely not allowed to cook or clean since that's his stress relief

Also! Since y'all were SUPER QUICK ON THE DRAW (which, thank you!! I was so delighted slash tbh did not initially realize how they would conflict LMAO) I did end up with two intro threads, and I was going to hit you up about ours! Just to try and have my cake and eat it too, would it be possible for Sebastian to have talked Kaeya into letting him linger a little longer (so that he could then run into Ciel and Howl lmao) after the conclusion of our thread? Like, he would pinky swear (or equivalent) to go team kenoma but. yknow. kaeya might already get that sense... And no worries if not! We'll hash out an alternate in that case, but this was my first idea to attempt to be able to have both threads essentially be canon instead of having to pick and choose lmao