himbomb: (rex scream)
rex splode's pathetic lil load 💣🔥 ([personal profile] himbomb) wrote in [community profile] aionooc 2022-08-13 11:50 pm (UTC)

[Overwhelmed by both middle school levels of embarrassment and gay panic, Rex screeches, his voice as high-pitched and hoarse as it can possibly get-]

SO YOU WERE STANDING THERE JUST TO LOOK PRETTY?!

[Rex's duty as a superhero is to protect the little guy. As much as he may badmouth the average Joe, his life sentence for his early crimes involves doing as much to protect them as possible. They can't change the fact that they were not born with of average abilities, and neither can Rex.

...Which takes totally takes Gods and demigods off the table, right? So getting into it with this guy is soooo a loophole in the unofficial superhero guidebook.
]

Hey, Tutenkha-bitch!

Think fast.

[Rex rushes after Set, grabbing his shoulder while sparing no amount of cruelty. He's aiming to deck the god of War straight in the jaw, talk about a stupid decision.]

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