[ buddy, jesus doesn't even exist yet where this guy is from. ]

I don't.

[ wherever chicago is, it's not in egypt. it's not even in any of the other nations near him, for he had traveled far and wide to defend the land against invasion. there was no such thing as chicago, which makes him wonder if it's the name of a nomadic family - rex's anger makes sense to him, if he were a transient mortal punished and pummeled. ]

However, if the gods did not cause your suffering - neither are we responsible for fixing it. Look to your fellow human for the root of your pain, and turn your infinite will on them. If you don't like what is happening, do something about it.

[ and he, where he has been the cause of suffering, will take responsibility there. ]

If you want them to get your name right, make them get it right.