Yay! It almost makes the Horrible Trauma worth it (in b4 Emet-Selch rocks up to the drive-thru and orders just a small black coffee)

Alas indeed. I cling to my vain hope, much as I cling to "we don't give out minions until a storyline is complete", even though I know it is delusional. But I am absolutely here for that, and happy to follow your lead (as the one doing the doing, rather than the being done to, if that makes sense?) as to the specifics.